Parlez-vous…. Pants? No… Not rly. !France!

Ok so the blogs arent really coherent from here on in.

this is straight from my notes i took wandering round on the walking tour before i got to cold and cbf’d pulling out my phone and writing more down. so its what i saw, and random facts…

Edit: i have added in links to wiki now, so you can click em and see what i was seeing and the info… if you cbf’d :D

>>Latin quarter, st micheals fountain , Notre Dame de Paris, new bridge -Pont Neuf ,that’s the oldest in town. The faces on the bridge are portraits of all the kings closest friends drunk at the party he threw. Bridge of art Pont des Arts. All the locks representing love, artists expressing themselves , violin, painters, the louve, the gardens. Egyptian Obelisk , Arch of Triumph. it was cold as I was only in a shirt and shorts while it was raining so I cbfd writing anything more. After the tour we had something to eat, went an saw the effil tower, then went to the louve, to see the Mona Lisa for free! Under 26, wewt. Wasn’t really impressive, was small had 200 other twats around it. So we wandered around the egyptian antiquities for ages. Was rather Impressive, and saw the wtf guy! Pics to be attached. Then decided to go find some wine, and watch the Eiffel tower do it’s sparkly thing. Stayed there for two hours, and headed back to the hostel for a beer. I was falling asleep so I went to bed:) The next day we went to the Palace of Versialles, and I wasted 25 euro… If I just had my fracking Uk passport on me it would have been free!!! Dammit. Any who’s, it was an impressive palace where king Louis the somethingth did all of his stuff, and had a rather lavish lifestyle, and on elegant huge garden. The thing was massive! The palace was symmetrical, for another reason…:/ I can’t remember google it. I should probably put wiki links on here to the places I go, as my memory is fuzzy on most of it… Fuck it. The palace is another impressive, crazy over the top history thing. That’s better. From there we Were pretty hungry so we stopped into macca’s and grabbed some lunch… With beer! How epic is that! Lunch and beer from macca’s. Left there and jumped on the French metro/underground. The thing is huge. And on time! Gg France. We walked out and to our left was the moulin rouge. *shrugs* a cabaret show for 160euro? I’d rather die. I fell asleep in the movie. Zzz zzz zzz. Anyway, walked that strip, being their red light district. Got nothing on amsterdam. Went up to the Basilique du Sacré-Cœur to try and get a view of the city on dusk but what we ran Into up the top was so much better. A wine festival!! Or something like that. So we joined the locals, ate some food, no snails or frogs legs. That’s just feral, striped shirt wearing, weird hat having stereotyped frenchys… I drew my line and said no. Where was i… Oh yer , Sam, Christina and I grabbed some wine and joined in the festivities, took in the amazing view from the wet steps we were sitting on, listening to all these french people ramble on about who knows what. Two American girls who were babysitting for work, overheard us speaking English and decided to join us, although christina could also speak fluent French, spoke to them in length … Probably about hair, or sam and I… Never the less we got chatting, GG, the girl that sam was chatting to, started getting cozy, and before much longer was grinding sam up against the fence with French lads chanting him on… Rather highlarious, well that ended in sam forking out 150euro for a hotel room. While I did the wingman, and kept kathrine, gg’s friend entertained with Christina chatting more in French and another few bottles of wine.they left and we went back to the hostel and slept.  I almost missed the bus that morning too. The bus ride to Brugges was short yet funny…. Till next entry… Au revoir !!

Lauterbrunnen… Switzerland

Lauterbrunnen

The campin place was set right in the middle of a gully? In-between to massive mountains , waterfalls and snow capped peaks! Absolutely stunning. After I dropped all of the gear in the room, bek me and kiwi Andrew, had cheese fondu and a really cheesy macaroni with potato in it. Was pretty delicious.

That next day me and deano went on a hike we didn’t expect at all. The start of the hike drained us completely. It was a steep trek up to the first town wengen. A 500 meter elevation and a 4ish km walk from the camp site. My legs were burning so much. So we checked out how much a train would be up to kleine scheidegg. Was relatively cheap. So we jumped on, and wandered up as far as we could to eigergletscher. Elevation of 2320m. Kleine was only 2061m. So it was another 240odd meter climb up. The view from the top was nothing short of amazing! I’ll add pics and the link of the runkeeper log .
That night had Watto, mel, april in deano’s and my room. Drinking wine and playing head games. Was quite entertaining.

Next day slept in, went to the air time cafe, had my first pie since I left home. Was so dam good! Made me miss home a bit but, sitting there skyping mum n dad with the snow capped peaks as the scenery brought me back. So I turned my lappy around to rub it in a little!

More games and wine that night. Then it was off to Munich for the long awaited Oktoberfest! We got dumped at thirlkerken campsite. And I found my tent, went to the campsites bar thing and had my first of many steins. I’ll do a separate blog for Oktoberfest and stuttgart. :D

Righto, i get it….

So im a bit behind on the old blog sitch…..

So im yet to fill out my dot pointed croatia trip, and now oktoberfest. but i am in bruges now and hopefully will get these sorted.

But will just say france was interesting! didnt eat frogs legs or snails. it didnt look at all appealing and i asked some locals and even they said it was shit. so i saved on some coin and spent it on wine watching some fire works with some crew, at some random wine festival we wandered into while trying to get to some thing. i cant remember the name of it but. i’ll edit it in later. im going to play with some themes and side bars on this to try and link a gallery in :D

xoox

 

Cinque terra

So cinque terra?

What of it you ask?

I dunno where I was going with that.

Cinque terra – 5 villages.

Well, we all jumped off the bus, grabbed the train, got to the hostel. After an up a massive hill to reception. Went to a pebbly Beach, with a few beers and… chianti Wine! Bek and I went through our two bottles! Kayla aka franga…*[long story] and Carl went heaps far out and the group of us got a bit worried. So me and lochie hired a kayak, and went out to check on em. They were fine. This was about the time I lost my oaklys:( we tipped the boat as we were getting in. Unfortunate.
Took the thing back, walked around the head land and went for a swim.
We all headed back and found 1.5L wines for 3€ and the chianti was €7.
Was a great night! Bek and I ate the last of lochies pizza, got tired and went to bed.

The next morning, we got up had some brekky and got on our way for the 5 village hike. Was the longest hike ever. But the views were amazing!!! My thighs were killing me but the swim at the beach was awesome! The night following ended in me Passing out on the shitter and snoring loud enough to wake people up to take photos. How’d this happen? 1.5l of red and then playin drinking games with white wine. Well played…?

Next day didn’t get up to much, just hung out with bek, and did our washing. Drinking games and headfuck’ games that night were rather amusing. Haha.

The last day in cinque we headed to the beach hung there, found some cliffs to jump off with deano, ahna,carl. I backflipped it :D bit sketchy, no photos but the crew said it looked pretty awesome. Dam my camera for dying! got stung by a jellyfish or something:/ was random.

On the train ride back we thought it would be really funny to copy carls handle bar Mustache. So lochie, deano and I all shaved it in/off. And I’m still sporting it till Oktoberfest. :-{D that didnt really work.

Drinking With the most annoying Americans that night, they were around 19, and tried to change the rules we were playing of kings, and they were just fucking plain snobby bitches. As roxy, an american that was with us for the day, called them, sorietutes.- Sorority prostitutes. We all had quite a giggle on that one, and kept drinking till 1am when they went to bed at 11pm and bitched at us to keep it down because they had been up since 4am… *facepalm* I shouldn’t go into it but I will. Firstly, we kept fairly quite for Aussies drinking, secondly, it’s not our fault that you haven’t slept much, thirdly, it’s a hostel/apartment type thing. With a kitchen, fridge and stuff. We don’t get that much on our trip, so we are trying to save a bit and stay in and have a good time. Forthly, There were three of you, and there’s 9 of us drinking. You are the minority, suck it up princess. Lastly. FUCK YOU. you uppity ,daddy gives me everything, spoilt little cunts.

Anywhos… Caught the train in the Morning, jumped on the bus in la spezia to go to nice!

Nice. Was only there for the one night but we passed maroco, the richest/poshest area in the world. :o

Had an engagement party for Alex and abby, the two Aussies that we met in cinque terra, Alex proposed on lovers lane! Any who’s we went to a pub 1st, that was pretty dead, then went to a place called the bull dog. Got pretty rowdy! Was a pretty epic night! Got to bed around 2, and was up at 7 for the bus at 8. Well. 7:30 :)

Sigh-Ning off on the bus, in switzerland an hour out of laterburren.

Three countries in one day. France, Italy, and switzerland. Epic eh?

Rome

- Vatican
-St peters basilica climbed up 500+ stairs for an epic view.
- saw sweatman!
- cats everywhere, as they are roman citizens. They where introduced to take care of the rats back in the day.

Saw the colosseum!! Accidentally!

Best gelato ever from the old bridge.

Train back, beers, chilling with sam the Canadian girl and hailey.

1.5L cocktails. Don’t remember much. Woke up at 11 when I should of been up at 8. Whoops. What a night!

Walking tour, palentine hill, mouth of truth- based on a lie. Irony! Forum/ cattle market, theater of Marcellus, cat temples :/ , pantheon- means all gods, built by hadrion. Lunch, national monument to victor Emanuel II, roman forum.

Augustus was the best emperor for Rome, nero was crazy , kicked his pregnant wife to death, right before the wedding, then marries a tweleve yr old boy who he castrates. Committed suicide. quligular. Horse in senate, and war on the sea.

The colosseum, was a gift from the Flavian dynasty to show that they weren’t as crazy as the others. Collosos.

Had some epic fresh pizza with fi and friends infront of the pantheon. Night walking tour and BEER FROM MACDONALDS!!

Moses fountain , Spanish steps, trevi fountain – probably the biggest an bad ass’d one I have ever seen. Impressive to say the least. Did the touristy two coins over the shoulder, then wandered a bit more, and got a taxi back to the campsite, had a few beers and went back to a drunken and sick Madi, from venice, throwing up everywhere. Silly girl! Haha.

Next day. Friday!
Catacombs. Well interesting. Long windy tunnels, went down 45feet into the burial chambers, catacombs, and wandered though for an hour seeing where the ancient roman Christians would have been laid to rest.

Got on the b line home. And it was so packed even worse than Sydney peakhour!!! Was pretty nuts. Got back now having some drinks and sorting out my finaces. Spent waaaay to much in Croatia. Whoops!

Random Quote from the catacombs.
Alpha omega .
beginning end.

Ok. So who’s idea was it to skype the parents while I was out side the pub and drinking vodka. ? Yeah I was that guy. Fun night drinking with some Germans. Some how got over the fence before security found us and sent us down towards reception. Talked to a Swiss girl named Anna.

Got woken up by cookie to go to the colosseum, with fi and jaz. So now rather dicey it’s about 34*c, out side palentine hill just about to go in.

Palentine hill and the forum were in ruins. Duh… Well a heap of rocks and arches with quite slot of history behind them. Headed to the colosseum, had a calzoné, tomato ham and mozzarella! Delicious . Right beside the colosseum.:)
Wandered through the colosseum for a few hours, it’s mind boggling to think how many people died for the sale of entertainment there. But still a sight to see and so much history is literally beneath your feet. Went back to the hostel after acquiring a new camera.

Now on the bus to florance :)
Ok I know it’s been a while but eh. I been busy doing the touristy thing. As I’m short on the dowlar, I’ll try and do my Croatia blog as well.

Ciao!

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After Croatia!

Last three days in split.
- mars bar ice creams!!
- went to the beach with George, Ben , jack, the english girls and ying. Had a few swims, found kebab in a box. Chicken and chips! Win. Had dinner at the black cat twice, had quasadillias **sp** and a mexican bean taco salad. Was pretty epic. The last night was jay, vic, George,Ben, ying, and me. I had stuffed peppers <3! Watched the tennis and sam stoza won in two sets! Went to bed.
Hung around at the hostel on the last day, went to the Piercing place got the loop, the guy told me the other guy did it wrong. So not to happy about that but oh well. Went back to the hostel vegged for a bit, then went to the ferry with cookie, guy I met from the other hostel, got on the ferry to find I had an empty room again. Went up stairs to the bar, grabbed some beers , met some fellow Aussies playing cards, and taught them how to play presidents an assholes. Was pretty fun. Arrived in Ancona an hour late, and now I'm waiting for the bus to the station so we can go chill at the hostel with the crazy Italian lady.:)

So no crazy lady, but a nice lady, who let us stay for a few hours to chill and use the net. Cookie cooked up some pasta for lunch. Was great, packed up everything, wandered down to the pick up point. And the bus was just arriving. Win! Jumped on the bus, and got on the way. After the break, got on the way again and it has started raining. 1st time I've seen rain since Liverpool and Edinburgh. I kinda missed it. Was just thinking of home. :/. Will try and do up a day by day blog for the Croatia trip soon.

But till then I'll just chill in Rome. And get to it later :D
These photos are from Croatia though.

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Venice -> Ancona. the bed bug story.

Covered in bed bug bites… :( , and unfortunately some of them have come for the ride i have noticed. i have sprayed my bag, but there is not much i can do with the last amount of time that i have left here in ancona. its a bit shit, i should have gotten up the shitty staff at alba doro in venice, changed rooms, and maybe not had so much problems. oh well lesson learnt. one bite move rooms.and wash everything. which will probably cost me around 20 odd euro. i dont even know if you can wash the big pack…. let alone drying…

So. Venice. was interesting. loads of canals, bridges, bad smells, and gimiky tourist trap shops everywhere. i honestly dont understand how it got the name the lovers city, cynicism aside. Unless you go on the 90euro gondola around the city, there’s not much to do but get lost in the alley ways, and try and find your way out. romantic. not really. Austrian alps trek/bush trek and a picnic? yeah. some great scenery and food. now thats my idea of being romantic. if i was to be any way. of the lovey dovey bull shit, and back to the blog. i went into st marks cathedral, and up the clock tower for some impressive views. almost got falconed by some low flying pigeons, whom im told snatch food right out of tourists hands! and wandered around sweating ass off for most of the day with my roomie, madison. my camera died on the ferry in, so i used her Digital slr with her for the rest of the day. we wandered for ages around the main area around st marks square, and further up the 1st island. i thnk if we tried getting to the other islands we would have gotten totally lost and missed the ferry/bus back to the hostel aka bed bug city. it was a great but long day out. when we got back we found out it was a toga party thing on that night. so we had already got some spirits, as beers from the tap where 4euro each. what a rip off. when you could buy 500ml cans from the little market there for 1euro each, and a bottle of vodka for 10euro. we hung out in the room a bit, then went for a ‘few’ drinks that turned into many and i had to carry her back to her bed. madison was not very well through the next day at all. but it was a good lazy day.

My first night there was a pool and beer party or something. got pretty drunk that night met hannah, and nicole from nz. we drank my bottle of vodka talked alot of shit listening to metallica! was a crazy night.didnt get up till 2pm then next day, then got a beer and jumped in the pool they had there. was pretty good. then that night was the 1st toga night i went to. was pretty un eventful cept for the 12euro cocktails they had, :/ and i was in a toga. was odd as it was mainly all the topdeck people. not very talkitive outside their own group.

mk. back ontrack. got on the bus @8am on the 28th to ancona. not a very interesting city. its just a port town. went for a wander with grace and clare. two girls from canberra. found some pizza place on the way back, had dinner early , discussed going to the palombina beach the next day.

Palombina beach. what an epic beach. stretches for miles, to the eye, perfect view , perfect weather, for getting a tan. and i got sunburnt as a lobster. i now have a ridiculous tan line where my pants where… even my legs are burnt. this is even before i get on my sailing trip around croatia! but was an awesome day in the sun even went for a swim in the nice warm water of the Adriatic. we got back to the hostel, they had an early night, i booked my accommodation in split, and had an early night.

So now back uptodate, as my battery is charged for my overnight trip to split. so. imoff to catch the bus, get my tickets and get on the ferry. :D
boating off. pics to be attached l8r.

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Munich/münchen

Where to begin. Oh yer after the infection. I’m all good. Teeth are still there, lip is healing well.physically all well and good, still sore from falling over in a german club I went to with the a team. – the group of people from room a, sally, Fiona, Duncan and Beth red from the Uk. Duncan was Aussie. Anywhos, we headed out to a club, and got in, after getting well lost, and later it appeared to be the wrong club anyway. The dnb one we wanted to get into, was next door we figured out the next morning… Met a Ukrainian girl named Sasha studying computational linguistics for search engines. :D

Erms, I was writing that on the bus, but now I’m in the hostel just outside Venice. :) a bit hung over from the pool party. The beer here is dam expensive so I bought a bottle of vodka and shared it with two girls I met, Hannah, and some nz chick, pretty epic pool party ensued! Toga tonight. :D

But anywhos Munich.
Went to dachau, and met kirstie. She was from Canada. It was pretty depressing being there, and we got chatting about how rough It would have been. After the tour we went up to the one of the haufbrau restaurants, think it was the brewery. Up from central station. Had a few mass’s – stein. Wandered the main street, and down to Marienplaz. Found another spot to have another few drinks, and wandered home but not before running through the fountain. Was an epic night.
The next day, I went to the castle that Disney used in it’s film. The neauswanstein castle. I could go into a massive story about king Ludwig ii. But yeah he went a bit mental, and built these epic castles. Epic view. Quite an amazing place. That night was the kings night! That was another crazy night. Two rounds of that with the a team, tried going out, but apparently Germans don’t get geek humor, and wouldn’t let me in because of my zombie repelent shirt that has a shotgun on it. Wasn’t that I was drunk as!
The next day I met up with kirstie again, and we decided to do our own little tour. Was funny as. I did a bike tour the next day and we did pretty much did the same route. Anyway, we wandered around pointing at stuff calling it narnia and what everelse , and ended up at the Chinese tower beer garden. That place can hold up to 9000 people!!!, had lunch there, then wandered up to the other beer garden. Was a beautiful sunny day, wandering around, drinking beer, and just enjoyed the day.

I’ll add more to this later but it’s a bit warm here so I’m grabbing a beer, and sitting in the pool. Xo!

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